The bad humor handbook.
I have no idea what just happened here.
“There’s an app for that.”
~ Guy who doesn’t realize this is already dated
(MAN that has just gotten his hair cut walks up to SOME DUDE)
SOME DUDE: Whoa, did you get your ears lowered?!?!?
Man 1: I got my hair cut.
Man 2: Just one of them?
That’s kind of a shitty response from Grandma.
Today’s Premise: Men Never Ask For Directions!!!
“Yeah, God knows we wouldn’t want my mom to have any happiness or comfort in her last few months, right? Bitch.”
It’s actually not that strange of a name - they sell a lot of stuff.
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”
~ Someone that stopped watching TV in 1992
He should race over to his barber and ask why his hair looks like that.